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DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED IN MATILDAS PRIVATE TOILET?
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED IN MATILDAS PRIVATE TOILET?
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED IN MATILDAS PRIVATE TOILET?
Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to join the ranks of those granted access to the most talked-about toilet of our time?
Well… it’s time to find out.
Using cutting-edge behavioral technology, we’ve developed a revolutionary measuring device—one that transcends human understanding to determine if you belong to the sacred circle of Scandinavian poop royalty. With the help of questionably ethical AI, this tool judge your worthiness with extreme bias. Uncovering secrets like whether you’ve dared to ride the bus or… if you’re fat, fatty.
And, just maybe (but almost definitely not), it will grant you access to Matild(as’s) exclusive, mythical excrement cleanser—the very same one rumored to be the throne of a lifestyle empire built on pastel dreams and a very hazy supply chain.
Good luck.
Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to join the ranks of those granted access to the most talked-about toilet of our time?
Well… it’s time to find out.
Using cutting-edge behavioral technology, we’ve developed a revolutionary measuring device—one that transcends human understanding to determine if you belong to the sacred circle of Scandinavian poop royalty. With the help of questionably ethical AI, this tool judge your worthiness with extreme bias. Uncovering secrets like whether you’ve dared to ride the bus or… if you’re fat, fatty.
And, just maybe (but almost definitely not), it will grant you access to Matild(as’s) exclusive, mythical excrement cleanser—the very same one rumored to be the throne of a lifestyle empire built on pastel dreams and a very hazy supply chain.
Good luck.
Are You Allowed?
Try it out, fatty!
NOTE: AREYOUALLOWEDINTHETOILET.COM IS AN ART PROJECT AND IS INSPIRED BY ALLEGED EVENTS. WE ARE NOT QUOTED AS FACT, NOR DE WE ACTUALLY KNOW, SOMETIMES TRAGEDY NEEDS SOME COMEDY.
We made a website because people do stupid shit—and sometimes, people shit in stupid people’s toilets.
NOTE: AREYOUALLOWEDINTHETOILET.COM IS AN ART PROJECT AND IS INSPIRED BY ALLEGED EVENTS. WE ARE NOT QUOTED AS FACT, NOR DE WE ACTUALLY KNOW, SOMETIMES TRAGEDY NEEDS SOME COMEDY.
We made a website because people do stupid shit—and sometimes, people shit in stupid people’s toilets.